I Am Not a Rat

For those of you who think I really am a rat I have proof today that I'm actually not.  My doctor (Dr. Kalo) says I'm resistant to rat poison.  In other words I have high levels of Vit-K in my system.  He upped my Coumadin and it actually had opposite desired effect.  Coumadin is used to prevent clots and heart attacks.  Apparently my blood is naturally thin.  You should see the bruising on my leg!  All this points to my very un-rat like body.  You see, coumadin along with its medical uses is also used as a rat poison.